The Perils Of Pickguard Production

Routing plastic pickguard material is fraught with danger. Routing wood makes a mess; lots of wood shavings and sawdust. Routing plastic also makes tiny shavings but they fly about the place, all charged with static and eager to cling to anything they touch like they're some sort of face-sucking alien and you're John Hurt.

The horror! The b/w/b horror!